All my other attempts to tell the three doctors ,6 nurses and one spiritualist attached to me that i am mentally ok, and sane also proved abortive.
i am Not insane yet am am living among insane people.Treated like an insane person by almost insane medical personels in an insanely strange and different environment from My original abode.. i don use my korokoro eye take see d worst of the worst.I can no longer take this.
Before i kill myself and commit suicide so that i would be able to die,i have to make it clear that i didnt do the act out of insanity. i was Perfectly sane .and also to explain what led to my being here in the first place.
My Name is Boo Osin,Patient 437 ,ward 7 ,maximum protection. ..What led me to my present predicament Started from a Steamy romance that i began with a lady on 2go , Four months Ago !!!
This was what happened.......
As as single guy at 22 years old wey no get any
previous serious relationship or engagements with any lady before, na every platform wey i fit use get a girl na hin i day explore.,Twitter,Facebook,badoo,N-------d and boku dating sites.
I bin get everything wey man suppose get. Finacially stable ( small sha) ,Tall, deliciously handsome and breathtaking with 6 packs ,light in complexion as i con add pink lips join with a perfect gap tooth..i get Davido dimple,kiss Daniel lips,iyanya’s body.wizkid Skin ,Lynnx height and Korede bello eyes.
But every of my attempt to get a girl in a Serious relationship no dey comot well.Some of dem go end up putting me for friendzone. Different kind of zones.Some recharge card zone, some come and help us check the Generator” Zone, some na “what time is the lecture ” Zone,and many more zone wey dem bin they put me.Infact i bin don turn zonal officer for dem girls hand.
I be day think say this dis thing na Spiritual and don dey plan just date any girl wey i see next,whether na olosho or not, i no care.. At 22,I never get girl wey go day call me “honey pie” , sweetie” yoghurt and all dese names wey fit give person diabetes.Even if my boo get a boo,right now..I no send..
This matter of babe dem cause me sleepless nights as i even take am serious pass my jamb lessons sef ..Haha.. na 22 i be now ?? I suppose dey 400 level now naa if no be admission wey I still dey look for to study law.
As i dey so,all my guys go dey talk of dem chick way d em catch and how many babes dem don tear, me sef go dey form bad guy ,they shout say i dey tear gan.Deep down,i no say i never kiss girl before ,not to talk of pressing bobbi so how i wan even go near say i bin day tear kpetus .
If dem bin day pass girls around the clique, na wen dem pass am to me,Fk go show.
No be say i no wan do but i no just see d right vessel. And i no wan do ashewo ?? God forbid.. ..i never sabi how quick i go take come.If i con com after 2 mins.i go pay #500..wey i no go fit change styles again ?? I no want …
Na so i dey go church,weddings.saloons,cinemas,shoprite dey look for babe oo.He worst reach sotey i be jam one dwarf,we been date one week as i yarn say i wan do the thing, way me bin day think say she no get option than to gree. Na hin she reply ” do u think am in your level ?? Oh i see d mistake i made ..” Na dat day dwarf destroy and break up with me.
I bin no day see success for Social networking dating before so i no too day put focus for matter Like that especially after my painful experience for some Facebook babes hand wey no go even bother reply my messages..
If i been day tell you my experience for woman hand,in order just to lose this my virginity,we go use like 10 episode’s talk am.But bros.,na Ibadan we day go, make we no day divert direction go Owerri .
So you can imagine my excitement when i been jam this new babe for 2go.
In the fourth month, after several attempts to convince her to come to ilorin wey i dey ,may she come meet me.Na so so post,she go dey post me,.dey send me pictures say make i use am do companion,na the nude pictures i go kpansh ??
A week before my 23rd birthday,i bin promise myself say i no go celebrate am with my virginity. Enough is Enough..23 comes, virginity goes.
I find one better lie give my Parent say dem bi wan gimme job for one big company for lag…By the time i print some documents and beg beg say i no fit stay house again and na golden opporturnity to get my dream job be this,
Though initially relunctant, them later free me make i go after we gather do Serious prayers
I still remember my mother repeating the prayer point ” you will not be implicated.you will not be implicated.You will not be found where u are not supposed to be found ” yoi will not be implicated.
..Like 5 minutes,she was still praying the prayer.She was harder to convince than my father and insisted that i shld not go but i no fit hold am 4 body again.After four months “”!!…haha i gats see dis babe.
My papa even agree to drive me to lag but i sharply discourage am..he go spoil parol for me.After a prayerful night with thunderous prayers and speaking in tongues for me to go and come back safely with a good job.
,i bin set out for Lagos.Eko ya.. Lagos here i come
The journey was suppose to begin by 7 o’clock but dem say driver wey suppose carry us fight with hin wife for house ,so he no dey ply lagos again todqy. all d other drivers wey dey na other states dem day ply.
Abi make we go back ” my papa said””
No oo papa..I go meet d thing ..no worry ” i smile.30 minutes pass..1 hour go..Me i no care,if na 4pm we go take off ,i must to reach Lag today.
By 9 12am.another driver wey fit carry us come after almost 2 hours of waiting and by roughly.9 30am…we kicked off.
Na hin between one nursing mother and one fulani herdsmen na hin dem squeeze me with little air and chance to move freely but i don enter bus naa. Nothing stopping me .
Make persin pray for us ” the driver shouted as he started d car,put am for gear1 ,con slot in Ayinla Omowura music for us make we day groove to.
..Na so journey kick start.if i Talk wetin i bin suffer from this people 4 bus hand ,we no go comot here.
Shey na the Guy beside me wey just day fire us with better mess or the nursing mother and her pikin, the medical doctor wey dey sell 12 in 1 herbal drugs take day disturb us or the driver that was telling us his 21 years of experience in driving.. Wetin concern my own abeg.
Me i just day back ,plug my earphone ,they jam Airforce1 ” Such a Diva.” abi na Search a diva.Me sha sabi say na Perfect song for the babe wey i wan go meet as i just dey think different things i go do to the babe if i land for Lag..Hayayaya oo.Cant wait.
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We just reach Ogbomoso when cars wen dey come bin tell us say robbery dey happen for front ..Shey dem bin don kill two people.
Na so everybody dey shiver ,day shake.Na that time i sabi say people sabi God.Person wey go call jesus call am,person wey go call allah.halla am..
” Let us Go back to Ilorin” na the nursing woman talk .Everyone silent
” wahali ,na true i talk …Choi..Sense i dey oo..wahali.
” O de ri yen so ooo. yes..lets turn back..
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” Nwanu,will they refund my money ,ego !!if we go back to ilorin “” said one ibo man .
Haa,lets go first oo..They will refund ..Let’s go
No oo.No ooo i cant turn back ooo.we cant turn back,i have an interview today.
Haha “young man ” better alive for another interview, than to die now ” said another man.
Yes
” No no that can’t be possible.we cant go bk!!
” Ok stay here ‘ We are going back ..’ the driver stated.
. Hahaha ..This can not be happening oo.Shey na like this we go just turn back,i cant just allow these idiots to spoil my destiny for me .So i no go fit reach lagos today see this babe be dat,na God go punish devil..
Without thinking, i just rush go where the driver side day, comot the key from the starting box abi wetin dem dey call am,follow my two legs talk as i tear race comot,dey run go bush side
.Na so everybody dey shout …” Werey e mu o .e mu o ” catch him.
I never even run far at all. Wey dem catch me .One of the strong passengers wey bin dey preach gospel for d bus wen we day come na hin first gimme ” Ifase “as i land for ground.. All my cloth been don dirty as them bin dey kick me ,na so dem day wire me slap at the same time untill the driver overpowered me , collect d key from my hand.
Not Untill,one old man conmand say make dem leave me.before dem calm down.The papa sef yarn say he no fit go back to ilorin as hin must reach lagos too that day .He con say we must wait till everything clear.All d passengers just dey hiss ,dey eye me anyhow,
Mtcheww me i no kuku send “!! But dis baba craze oo.why he wait make dem beat me before he talk ??
Arnd 12 30,cars bin don day come and den yarn us say everything don clear as the Nigerian police bin don day the scene.Till we reach lag,nobody say a single word again.
it was just hissing,Clapping and occasional ” What rubbish “..” what nonsense” way some people dey shout. .Driver sef vex as he no gree play music again
The nursing mother relocate comot my seat com beg one girl wey dey front to join me 4 back.
shior !!! me i no kuku send as me just dey enjoy d way d girl dey use her firm b-----s chook me for bus.hehe
As we drop the old man,no so everybody begin day shout. Everybody con release what they had been keeping inside since.They rained curses on me.The Driver just dey yab me for ilorin language
” Omo ibu fa .olosho omo ..Omo abipaabe fa.Werey ( mad man )
Am not mad sir ” i retorted.. after enduring all d insults .How could he call me a mad man.
So is me that i ya werey /? The driver replied raising his voice .
” pls leave the mad man alone and face the road kwanu. i must arrive Lagos .Collect my motor spare
part say full ly. ooo. .bia nay ba ” the ibo man shouted at d driver.
Pls face the road sir “” pls let us land safely ” the girl beside me voiced her own too.
E jo tori jesu. Pls it has happen and happened oo.
Omo yen go o.ko lobi le “” the driver said angry…still very angry.
.hmnn .i no go talk again as e be like say everybody don put mouth for my matter.
I don reach lagos i don reach lagos naa.
As i drop, the driver shout again in yoruba ” mad man..Dont ever come to our garage again ooo..Omo ale..ma wa si garage wa mo oo ” as d bus zoom off angrily and d nursing mother knack me bread nylon for head ,con use hand abuse my mother join.
Silly woman..Hehehe.. All my clothes don doti..My hair don full of sand ..Choi .infact i no different from a mad man..make i find place 4 corner change clothes abeg…i look left,look right, Wait a milli second ooo ,wey my Bag ??
All the clothes wey i bin wan wear 4 d 3 days wey i plan to stay with the babe .na hin i pack inside bag, the 15 000 wey i carry for needs and shopping,my atm, , my browsing tecno phone wey i bin use day 2go the babe and my precious childhood photos wey i wan show d babe amongst some other basic things, na inside the bag in day.
Maybe na d joy say i go finally see this babe cause am i no sabi..or na Carelessness, i no fit explain . Abi na d small incident wey happen.make person intentionally hide and steal my bag ??.. Left for the torchlight Phone and like a thousand .four hundred and seventy five naira wey i put for back pocket, i had nothing more with me.
And i never reach lagos before ,way be say i go talk sey make i visit dem park and find am. Again,i no wan ask one of my guys as i no wan make anybody sabi say i day Lagos. At least, i sha bin see phone.. I go dey sort the bag own out later,no b say he no pain am,but the joy of seeing my angel finally, just relieved me of all d pain.
Make i call my angel ..She no go believe am..I didnt inform her i was coming in order to suprise suprise.Suprise suprise !!! Lover meet lover today.
oh can’t wait
But my clothes don dirty sha…me wey i bin starch my cloth for 3 days ,put better gaitor for am..na hin everything don con brown like this..
babe wey i bin don dey keep beards for on top say she like bearded guys.. All my bear bear wey i rub damatol ,give am better combing bin don scatter. chai ,i no plan to meet d babe like this oo but i go explain to am na ni. she sa sabi me.. choi. My baby oo
The number you are calling is currently switched off. na d voice i hear when i bin call d babe..I try am again like two times.
” the number you are calling is currently switched off na hin i hear again. Maybe she day charge the phone.
After like 30 mins wey i be just day waka about ,day chill ..Hunger wire me well. I talk say make i sort out agege bread and ewa agoyin to cool the worms in my stomach… People just dey look me with one kind eye for d restaurant as my dress be don dirty and jeans don tear tear. may be na all this mechanic”” i hear one of the people for restaurant talk as everybody fix eye on me.
” .which kind embarassment be this God .Truly anybody wey see me go sabi say,i no normal some how.Chai.
.Make dis babe beta pick as i tried her number again.
The number you are calling is currently switched off ” that same mtn voice been talk again. Haha ..All this time,7 30 pm don knack already.
Haa..Wetin dey happen ..God..?? This can not be happening to me ?? Wait sef ?? Na kuku 2 sim I get ..mtn service dey do rubbish some times. Make,I dial the number with my glo line.
” The number you called is not available…Haa ..This cant be happening. By the time i dial am like 13 times,na so i just give up.How i wan take do am God..Na her only number wey i get be dis..I no get any of her friend’s number..The phone wey i suppose use 2go d babe,bin don dey bag..
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Abi make i reach Their park 4 lag.Dem fit don drop the bag for me ?? Since na government owned,dem no suppose steal my bag except Na one of the passenger take am.
Na only 2go sure oo.She fit don comot her sim,dey use another one wey get Mb browse.. ehn. ..hmmn !! .But dem go don close 4 d park oo.its already 9 pm because na even 8 dem day close 4 ilorin. branch!! if I even meet dem 4 dere,wats d probability say no be one of the passengers especially that nursing mother carry d bag ??
haha.God..
wetin I wan do naw ??
No probelm..No be really the babe fault.i should have told her long before coming. Na me bin wan do stupid suprise..
Soon d cloud dat was already forming since evening,release hin thing…dey pour water for Ground . in English,. It started raining.
There was no nearby place to stay .Under the rain,i had to walk to a nearby vacant busstop before i stop.I decided to rest there..Even though,all sort of dirty things like used Ghana must go bags, Bottles and some other dirty stuffs were placed there, i just had to manage as the rain was so heavy and the water was much .
i bin don fall inside potopoto twice,wey better mud don stain all my already dirty clothes and beards., if i talk say make i go further.find better place,i fit go fall inside again..make i stay here till rain reduce..Make flood no con go carry person away…
Let me just rest here small till i find a better place. My parents ,already disturbed , had tried my tecno line to no avail.
My father had specifically told me to snap myself and send the images to him via whatsapp immediately i arrived Lagos ..He couldnt afford his only child getting lost… Baba go don wait since with no reply.. Man wey get BP before.
” We have all been worried son ” We didnt you call..hope you ok ?? I hope … ..I explained what happened but lied that i was attacked on the way.if i tell him say na bag i forget,the man fit go dey hala them 4 the garage for ilorin,and na so fowl yansh go open.
Oh thank u jesus ” thank you “..i was sure he was rolling on the Ground. He gave thanks and showered prayers on me ,so did my mum who collected the phone and use like 3 mins sama me prayer.
” The interview is now tomorrow abi ”
Yes”
So where are u now ”
” they lodged us in a five star hotel ”
Wow” is it raining there ”
Ehm.dad .i have to rest now so that i will be fit for the job tomorrow.. Greet mummy
” Ok.thats true.He said another round of prayer and admonish me to also be prayerful and corporate .calm and collected as he use like 2 mins give me tips again.
“U shld wear that your red tie oo..U know i even forced u to barb your hair..And this your beards
” Dad.Goodnight. ..The man too dey talk..
Hmmn.See what love has turned me to..Chai..The cold breeze just dey blow my body.. as i dey shiver, they grind teeth. I know it would be worth it..i know.Buh d way i go take tear this babe kpetus ehh.. Then was the process i was still visualing in my memory. when i slept off in my ” Five star hotel ”
Yayaya .. yawns .. Jesus !!!! By the time i don look around, 7 53am don knack ?? How many people go don see me for here ,God….make i comot dis place oo.
7 53 ..Na hunger wake me up..i bin see person wey day hawk puff Puff, make i buy, the remaining 1000 naira in pocket lost.. Choi….must be during the rain last night.
.Thankfully, my phone still day my hand. As hunger they wire me,i stood up and started walking to a more better place.
” ikunle abiyamo”” haa haa ..Ewo bitan so aye omo yii da.see as dem turn this boy life …na so one woman wey bin see me talk..
Everybody just dey look me somehow…Chai i no fit continue like this . Make i try.this babe number..To my greatest ..Surprise.she picked once .
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” hello dear. I was very furious and Angry through out yesterday even till this morning.But as i just hear the girl voice,my whole body cool.. This babe na coolant 4 my radiator oo.
All the suffering of yesterday, i just forget.choi see voice.i pray as d voice sweet,na so kpetus go sweet oo.
I have a suprise for u ” i said calmly
Wooo” you av gotten d money i requested ohh “”
No no ” something better”
” You changing my phone ”
” guess ”
” u no am not good at guessing now baby”
Haa,baby….( i pause small make d thing get effect ) Am in lagos !” ..”i shouted
”
Ode wo ni bai “” one passerby just shout for me” ) oyo lo ro bo ya o wa ni.( u think say u dey ib)
” am sorry sir ” i replied
” sorry 4 urself.Werey.see him ” he responded ..
Lol.cut d crap..
Seriously.i am in Lagos.
Are u serious or joking ?? She asked
Am serious.. I looked around and saw some sign board i used to describe the place i am..
To do what ?? She was so surprised and i sensed the fright in her voice.
Haha..to see you of course..
And u didnt deem it fit to inform me b4 .
I know am sorry …aint you excited to see me
…oh my God …Boo …you should have .u shld have..called now oo..i felt d sound of distress in her voice .is something wrong ??
.. hello hello hello .She had already disconnected the call. Haha .wat is happening.I tried calling back twice and she kept disconnecting. What did i do wrong ?? Did i say anything wrong !!
I sat there looking increasingly worried and disturbed. Haha.why this girl cut now ?? I was incredibly worried by d cynosure of eyes on me…. many people were passing and making various comments.
Hope this girl no day mad so..Haha..I was still thinking of the next step when she texted me ,asking my about my location.. I intentionally wasted like 13 mins before i replied her.wetin dis girl be day take me for..
Having suffered a lot to get here, This lady con dey form gangstar. Haha..I told her the location and withnin minutes….i be see one okada dey come,with a lady wey write ” ama kip kip 4 chest” .
All my 22 years in life, i have never been more disappointed. I am very sure,seeing me with the way i dressed and meeting me in that condition,she will also be quite dissapointed in me too. I guess that a 50/50 for first impressions.
She was nothing like The babe i use to save and stare at her pictures all night on 2go.
Buh i didn’t have time to access her just yet.
” Boo” ?? She asked as she pointed to me.
” yes ” i replied as i took time to access her other features.
Wow ! What happened ” she said.she was kind of sounding more friendly than she was on the phone now.
” its a long story ” i stated..
” where’s your bag “‘.. .But this girl go daft oo,i said long story,she still dey ask me stupid question.So na d thing wey i be suffer all night for be this… Perhaps my expectation was too much ..,my hopes too high but all her pictures had been a lie.
I never envisaged our first physical meeting go be like this .my own perfect meeting i thought while i slept in the busstop was me,dressed up in my starched ” gaithored” shirt and jeans with boozing perfume scent and well trimmed beards in shining dark versace glasses, visiting her, her hair blowing slowly.dressed in all white errything.with a necklace dangling inbetween her curvy firm bouncing b-----s and her dazzling smile with a perfect set of white as snow teeth and….
” Bike ” she called cutting my ” Infarimus” imaginations short.
We took different bikes. She was cursing and swearing for other road users that dare obstructed the okada ..choi..I have made a big mistake my God.
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As we day go on the bike,i was wondering what was going on her mind … .. It was on the bike i tried to recollect the Face i just saw.
Unlike d pimples free 2go face,pimples actually owned 70 percent of her facial territory .She was quite shorter than i doubt and an unbelievably flat yansh that are clothes stucked into her a-s hole as she walks.All through out as i day d okada ,my heart no balance.
I am very disappointed.. God.soon we reached this dirty and swampy area ..
Drop us here” she said .”
” i say drop here oo,ogbo ni werey “..we dropped and she looked at me perphaps she was expecting me to pay the transport fare with all my condition. I smiled and she smiled back.. and i noticed her teeth were Brown as sand.
Jesus, Teeth wey dey always white .day get star for mouth sef ..hehe Jesus.i Don enter one chance.oo.she paid off the Bike men amidst exchange of insults over price between the two,and we proceeded.
I noticed the bike man was just shaking his head and staring at me..I knew it was d dress..Or I thought.. but later. i knew it wasn’t d dress !!!
The environment was nothing like she told about ..My house in ilorin was 10 times better this..Everywhere was stuffy,Music blaring ,smokes ,people Drinking.
Be careful there “” u dont want to fall and break your teeth “” she said pulling a joke..
” i tried to laugh ” ..am gonna break dat your own brown teeth instead .Moron.
” Where are we” i summoned courage to ask”
” Ojuelegba” dont worry we are still going to explore round Lagos today. .I know u have never been here before .””she said..
Ehn. U still havent explain how this happened ?? She asked referring to my appearance.
Lets settle down first “” i said as we procceded.
So we got to an unpainted and unplastered half completed house.. ..i took to time to check out the environment !! Am i dreaming.. i saw a ” PO full of s--t right at the entrance. ” outside ,slippers scattered all over” ,dirty rags littered all over the veranda. The house looked like it has been abandoned for years with torn window nets and all.
” all dis my neighbour’s Children eh ”
” see dis one used po and drop it here ” she said.
I didnt utter a word,she brought out her key, and tried to open the door but it seems someone was already inside.
” ha whos there”
” Mummy oyoyo mummy oyoyo,a little boy ran in from inside of the house in his school uniform.
Haha..which kind thing my head dey hear again.Mummy oyoyo.Maybe na d neighbours pikin..
” Mummy,is this the new plumber that will replace our toilet.. am tired…the boy never finish talking before the babe,sorry the mother land am better slap twice..
” Who’s your mummy ?? Who’s your mummy ?? Eh..what are u doing here ” she said
No calm down ,leave the boy alone.kids that is how day do ?? I said.. There was no doubt a striking resemblance between her and the boy …very striking !!
” i said what are u doing here ”
” our Teacher.they said we use bring our best solution English book,so i forget it and i now say
” you are a fool..She attempted to slap d boy again but i stopped her.She later gave the boy the book which the boy had searched for several minutes .and sent him back to school.
” Remember to branch,aunty yemi side.. Dont come home immediately.. Idiot..I will come and pick you when am ready ” she said..
” hope is school is not far ?? I asked
” no..its trekkable
” mummy.money ??
” if i hear money.or mummy for your mouth again??
I escorted the boy out grumbling and mumbling and gave him the last 75 naira on me.
” that’s how she use to do anytime she brings any man home “”” the boy murmured as he zoomed off. My hate for her was growing every seconds “.
I entered back and she explained that i sould not mind the boy, as he was her elder sister’s son !!
But u guys look alike” i said trying to contain the anger boiling in me.
” people say that a lot”..Her accent was thick.how come i didnt notice all this She would change her voice for me on phone and n reality, its different. I have been scammed..Look at thick Yoruba intonation in her english rendition.. choi.shey mi ti wa je pese bai ??
Ehn ” so what happened to your phone yesterday ” i said
She started giving various excuses.. she was charging, dey almost stole it..There was no light. she got it back.she sha yarn all dis general dust.
” OK.. so is this where u live
” ha have not even offered u anything
” is there were u live ??
” what’s wit all d question.you didn’t allow me to even ask
” i said is this were u live.and who is that child ?? I yelled.anger dey rise up for my stomach..If am not careful.two people go meet God for us today..
” Boo calm down”
” Am not calming down “”” Am not f-----g calming down “.my veins were popping out ..Once the vein wey dey my head don dey comot..That is the height of my anger be that.My parents dey always warn against me getting angry to the extent ” my head vein go comot “.This girl no sabi anything..
” is it the money ,i lost,The bag. My pictures. ehn
” no its not what u think oo”
” its not what i think” its not what i think
” Calm down,dont let d devil use,don’t let me regret welcom
” so u are deceiving me?? Is that your student apartment ..is this your unilag off campus room”
” i can explain..My emotions were heating up. My blood dey boil.I scanned the whole room.There were only two chairs on the plastered floor.one Tv ,dirty cottons and ..i scanned for a weapon and i saw one broom on the floor.
I kinda looked very foolish as i threatened her with the broom.The truth, nothing less or na both of us .go die.
” Boo am sorry” She started as i dropped the broom and sat back on the chair. My heart day beat faster than usual”
Am sorry” i didnt mean it to be so “”..
She knelt down and tears were falling down from her face.As angry as i was,i couldnt bear it,watching her cry..
She then started her story. Her name,her age,town,and state of origin she told me were all true.
And indeed,she was actually a unilag student once, infact a student studying history and communications.
She told me she got involved in a messy relationship with a rich tout who do visit the campus as at the time and somehow somehow,she got pregnant.She had already aborted twice before the one she now had and doctors had warned her to be very careful.
She was from an average home.She informed the tout man.who was also a cattle dealer and abbatoir owner and he fully accepted responsibility.. It was after, she discovered that the man already had 3 wives at home.
Her parents forsaked her, her schooling stopped. and she is presently a tailor and stays in the house. her husband rented for outside the town with the product of their relationship, the little boy.
But she stated that he hardly visits, none show her care as much as when they first met as he didnt spend as before on her. All he did now was looking for younger girls.
She stated that she really meant what she meant that she loved me.and was already planning to dissolve her relationship with the man and come to me and start anew with me that she had even registered for a education program at Unilorin to further in case i call her a drop out. But she was more afraid about me finding out she had a child before.
” I love you boo” I love you so much ”
All dese she said in serious tears and wailing.
I could not but pity her after all she stated.. Poor girl tho. She even went inside and brought out the portrait of her husband and her.and broke it right in my presence.
” am sorry” she ” weeped and wept. ” ..At this point.make i no lie, i never felt more important in my life. A lady begging,cajoling and pleading before me like this.. oga oo.
My whole body calm down… hmmn.. But As per marriage or date syd,after three abortions ?? If she no con see pikin born again nkor. with this her flat yansh and brown teeth ?? If she fit keep this kind thing from me,she fit kill be dat oo.
I just felt like getting up and going back to ilorin immediately.. But which money, i go use.All the suffering,pain and embarassment,i don receive nkor.
I no even bother tell am wetin her pikin talk say ” she dey carry man come the house everytime”” that one no concern me again
Even if never see wife, i don see kpetus. immediately i tear her finish,i go sharply collect some money from her,wait make she sleep,tear race comot..Reach house 4 ilorin, block am for 2go ,blacklist her number,tell papa and mama say i no get the job,celebrate my birthday with my virginity gone and continue on my search for my wife..
hmmn ‘ i have heard all u said ”
” haa “” thank u “”i promise “”
Shh ” i said as i placed my finger on her lips. Na one move wey i see 4 one tom cruise film i wan use so.I don do a lot of research on s-x and pre intimacy abi na foreplay dem call am during these 3 months.. A lot of romantic movies, wey i watch with the exception of Nigerian films,the thing dey everly work.
i remove my finger.with tears running down her eyes..
Whether na kiss i kiss her, abi na chop i chop her mouth, i no know,it was my first kiss .i no sure but he be like say i bite her tongue sef as we dey pour spit for each other mouth.
The girl sef bin day suprise as she open mouth just dey look me..
” we will talk more,wen we are thru but for now”” i hope ur husband
” former husband ..
” i smiled !! Ok mumu former husband is not visiting today
” No no..he visits Only on sundays..
” Dats good…i wanna f--k u so hard u will not…i tried to remember the remaining lines from the book wey I read call dirty talks. that didnt go as planned.
haha ” boo “” ..she said childishly as i bin grab her hair
” ouch ”
” sorry”
I carried her swiftly… my otupu don dey vibrate left right center..
” Dont u think u should off this clothes and get a shower”
” no..” its better like this…where is the bedroom
” there ..she pointed towards the door.. how person go build kitchen face bedroom ??? Haha..
Anyway i bin no send..all my fantasy na to f--k my first girl a virgin !!! But as he don happen ,hin don happen..I go tear this girl ehn.i finish like this,ilorin yaa…Ilorin straight.. Foolish girl.Make i chop my own comot. After all I suffered,make I no con f--k, I go manage her like this..
Her n----e don dey hard and my own sef don stand at attention. as I grab her buttocks ..as him flat reach,he still soft Oo..choi.i sha hope say we lock door !!!
Choi. see Bed. Luckily the bed was quite wide and large for any sort of match we wan play .Na all d styles i go practise on top the babe today. I no buy Spartacus and Tudors season 1 – 5 for nothing.Ater all,i no go get another chance.
I quickly helped her removed her ama kip kip top..she sef comot my potopoto stained shirt .
I squeezed the boobs with one hand and the yansh with the other …. Suddenly she just push me on top bed.i never even press anything yet.
.
” Baby ”
” yes”
” do u remember what you told me was just greatest fantasy “”
” no… i ..my phone was ringing and i checked to see who was calling,na my mama.Wrong time. Wrong time..mama
.i cut am..Say dog wey go lost,.no go hear hunter whistle..
Baby ,forget about the fantasy
…shhh..I cant make u suffer all those troubles and not treat you to d very best.
…hooo…i smiled mischievously as she rubbed my body..
” You see i got all d instruments ready. when you called….
” oh baby” ..i.moaned.Its finally happening.Am going to have s-x.copulation. am going to mate
..Baby ..BDSM .?? Are you sure ??
Am more than ready” she said with a smile as i tried to put my mind off her brown teeth..
” i dont wanna hurt” you..
” Am going to do it” she said as held tight to my oputu.
“I will be back”… Choi…Tolotolo ..Who be that again .na my mama..She don call again..Why dis woman wan block my destiny..Shior..See message ” how was d interview ” say na wetin she wan ask be this ??
Which interview better pass this one wey dem wan give me so ??
Oh..my God.BDSM had been one of my greatest sexual fantasy..tho very weird..how one could derive sexual pleasure from such twisted sexual act has always been a question that bothered my heart
. After one of my guy bin talk say he he make sense,i told this babe on 2go that if we are ever gonna have s-x,we shld try this style.and that was my undoing.
And here it was.A candle,oil,chains and a ….
What ?? is that actually a koboko ” i asked scared but covering it up with a smile.
” yes boo.Painful pleasure..i will make your fantasy come to life and u make my p---y come alive. Oh..i smacked her a-s.
” But shey na koboko dem use for 50 shades of grey..na me suppose dey flog this babe and not d other way round ?? But too late. na me don already day bed..
I ,in my right senses,Boo osin,.watched as the 2go lady tied me with chains to the bed furniture …She then sat on me ,grinding slowly as she melted the candle on my skin..BDSM indeed.
As weird as it might sound,it was actually quite memorable .She did it with a kind of accurancy as she grind her bum on me..i know she might have read up on it too….
My phone was already switched off.No more disturbance..
She melted the candle on my skin as she flogged me and rubbed the oil All over my body,,my eyes blind folded all through ..
To be truthful i enjoyed it.. It was kind of fun..You should try it at home too..
After like fifteen minutes of BsM . Flogging.candle waxing.oil rubbing and blindfolding with a lot of dirty talk., no boobs pressing or a-s as my hands were tied,she dropped the candle..
” is time to get me boy..i heard her say..i could see her removing the bra and trying to remove the pants..
” eh kan san Sir ”
” Ah bawo ni ..pele ”
” Iya yi nko!.
” Won wa le
..
Those were the voices we heard outside.
” your neighbour”s ” i asked still blindfolded on the bed .
” shhh she said i could see her hurriedly putting on her bra.clothes and skirt..wat is happening ?? Was she playing a movie and didnt remember to off d tv when nepa brought light back
Darling darling ..mummy junior””” i heard from outside.Dont tell me this man is already here.. Jesus…But…..
.Before the girl could lock the door, untie me and allow me to escape,the man had already entered as we didn’t even lock the door in the first place.
” i could sense the panic in the 2go babe voice…..As she tried to manoveur the man..
.
How are you ?? U didn’t expect to see me abi ??? Anyways, am with my boys outside and We just came somewhere here we said we should branch.
Ok sir “” she replied terrified
” Hope there is no probelm ”
” No ..at all.
“My boy has gone to school”
” yes yes he has gone”
” i hope u are receiving the money i sent”
” yes i received it..Wont u be leaving already..?? For your meeting ??
” Haha..Dats y i like u..always cared for me !..i won’t waste time so as not to delay my boys that are outside since am coming back on sunday”
” yes Sir”
. Well u know dat bag i kept in that your bedroom ??
Yes …..
I need it…
”
What do u need it for ?? She asked..
” you never asked me that before ”
” pls now”
” Ok i kept some cutlass and knives for the abbatoirs there.. We are celebrating something very soon at our park..and those knifes i kept here are the sharpest.. they can kill a human being once.
” haa,the door has jammed since yesterday ”
” ehn..haa.Waheed is a carpenter too.I picked him up from where he finished work.. he will help us ..wahee…
” No no” describe the place i will get it for u..
” No .i will get it myself”
” No ”
” yes”
“No”
“Yes”
Here i was down held down in chains in the bedroom .
” The argument continued insyd and got heated up..
” So its true ” The man said.
” that u are cheating on me ”
” No ..no daddy junior..
” Shut up ” he screamed.. The bike man that carried u here told me everything..
” Thats a lie “”
” its a lie..its a lie.if i go in and meet anyman there.you are dead.he threatened as he moved towards the room.
I don manage pull the chain comot for the furniture…
I could hear the footsteps towards the door..
I said get back “” the husband said to mummy junior as he pushed and kicked her back …..she groaned as the kick landed on her stomach.. I think she fell..Am not sure ..But i think she Fell..
There was no time to wear any clothes again.With candle wax,oil and markings of koboko on my body and my tattered jeans i managed to quickly pull off d chain from the furniture
1…2…..3……. i kicked and banged the door as it met the husband on his face and he fell to the ground .. I never had such adrenaline all my life….I jumped off,the chains still on my hands and met like four guys outside…
” Dont let him escape …get him..
…They pulled out their cutlasses and we began usain bolting.
i knew that day that i could run.. The oil was shining all over my body and the sun melting d candle wax. The four guys chased me seriously but i didn’t come to Lagos to die…i came to tear kpetus….
I ran seriously with no shirts on,chains on my hand ..i quickly Diverted my direction and disappeared into thin air…I think they finally lost me…..Thank God. .My attempts for people to allow me stay with them so as not to be seen by my captors seemed unwise as nobody was ready to give me cover.
” Am not mad !!
” haa u are not…you dont even need to explain..just go .Go..Everybody i seek refuged from just chased me away..
I cannot continue running like this almost half naked.Fortunately! or unfortunately.. i came across some clothes that were hung outside..Make i sharply Steal the cloth tho e never dry.. Choi..What next ?? How i wan take reach ilorin sef !?? Jesus.. When i get to that stage,i will sort out myself.
Haa.God..if i ever got out of this.. i wont do this again.I will turn a priest .I will turn a man of God..Pls just help me out of this one.
I was still trying to stylish unclip the cloth from the line when i heard ” Dats him.dats him..Quickly, I dropped the cloth and attempted to make a run for it. But people had already surrounded me . These people were not those chasing me with cutlass ..They were different….The guys numbered about ten..I looked right,looked left,middle, right and center,no escape . !!! Trapped ..
Broda kazeem” broda kazeem” …yes it is him…A middle aged Guy pointed towards me.
” Who is brother kazeem ” i asked ..” pls i didn’t do anything wrong ”
” Haa,after almost 2 months, brother kazeem.. haa.see wat they have turned u to..See what ur step mother turned u to ” Another man exclaimed..
” Am not broda kazeem”.
” Haa .i don’t blame u..u are not in your right senses..
” i said am not kazeem..its a long story”i stated angrily
” He is about to display oo”” Dont let him escape this time “” Another of the guys stated.
” Am not mad .am not kazeem. May be i look like him. U are mixing things up..Let me call my ……i tried to search for my phone, frantically .to no avail. I had forgotten my phone at the babe”s place while trying to escape earlier on..Jesus.wetin be this again??
Which phone?? ..you ..do u know since when we have been looking for u..if not a Good samaritan who saw u sleeping at d bus stop and helped us traced u here.Grab him dont let him go ..dont let him go..
I tried to fight my way through but i was brought down by the guys.
” Am not kazeem ..am not kazeem.Am from Ilorin.. My name is boo. .Boo osin..My father is a pharmacist !!! I am from ilorin” i kept shouting ”
All this statement i made was not taken serious as they took as the rantings of a Mad man and that the condition of their so called brother kazeem as worsened.
” leave me.pls an not kazeem.pls..”
” Do it…one man stated to one of the boys ..
The next thing i felt was a needle in my skin and drowsiness in my eyes.. .
Am not…am not..my eyes became weak as i murmured the remaining words.. I was packed into the lorry van and while there.i could see the blurry images of the touts boys,with their bottles and cutlasses.
Half asleep.i waved and smiled to them as the Lorry van zoomed off ..
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By the time i woke up,i found myself in the psychiatric room,chained and tied..
By the time i would wake up ,i found myself in a psychiatric hospital.. All my attempts to Tell the Nurses that am not mad proved abortive..
On the 3rd day,Kazeem”s Family later brought their mad kazeem and finally sorted out that am not kazeem. Kazeem was taken to ward 6.
Despite this,day refused to release me..
” Haa,we met him in chains with markings and cane lashes all over his body.. If we release him ,he is going to hurt himself ”
one of the doctors would say…
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I was even transferred to the master intensive care after out of desperation ,i attempted to escape with the help of inmate through the ceiling once and also held a doctor hostage in the 2nd attempt.
” He is thoroughly mad “”
” My experience in the psychiatric home, our my parent’s found out about my whereabouts,My hilariously friendship with mad kazim,my funny escape attempts,how the 2go babe and her child forced herself on me and my confrontation with her former husband.
How 2go relationship led me to a Mental home 2 coming soon.
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